Vampirism Bites Back

This post has nothing whatsoever to do with vampirism. I just like the title and I’m reeeeally tired so the ol’ brain isn’t working too swiftly. Actually, that doesn’t even makes sense. How would vampirism bite you back? Vampires are the ones that bit you in the first place. “People bite back” just sounds silly.

Have you seen the trailers for the new Twilight movie? Is it just me or does that just look stupid? And another thing, why in the world would some vampire guy who is hundreds of years old be interested in a teenage girl? I remember being a teenage girl. I remember the teenage girls around me at the time. I have eyeballs and see teenage girls around me.

Teenage girls as a group are quite possibly the silliest creatures on the planet outside of say, baby kangaroos, which have the advantage of being small and adorable. Wouldn’t a several hundred year old man be interested in someone with a modicum of wisdom floating around the skull cavity?

Even Buffy, which is one of my all time favorite TV shows, has two hundreds of years old vampires dating her at various points in the series. Oh wait, she’s a slayer and has all the responsibility that that entails helping her mature quickly. Phew! Rationalization complete. Now I can enjoy my show without stupid niggling questions. Plus, how can you complain when the two vamps in question are these guys?

I mean really, who has cheekbones like Spike there at the top? Ridiculous! And if you are a big Bones fan, you should go watch the first season of Buffy before David Boreanaz’s face matured. Looks totally different.

Hmmmm, so apparently this post is actually all about vampires. Did I mention I am tired and have nothing to say. This is pretty representative on Rachel’s brain on not much sleep. So sad.

Rachel